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Sunday, 15 June 2008
LAWYER: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?


WITNESS: No.


LAWYER: Did you check for blood pressure?


WITNESS: No.


LAWYER: Did you check for breath ing?


WITNESS: No.


LAWYER: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?


WITNESS: No.


LAWYER: How can you be so sure, Doctor?


WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


LAWYER: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law...
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